Dear Deirdre
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Dear Deirdre
Cheesy Skidmark Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:18 pm
Please can you help me,when i play a particularily hard part of a game i sweat under my armpits,my partner brung this to my attention one evening as she pointed out two damp patches under
my armpits.After this i noticed this phenomenon occuring quite regular,i dont smell as i antipersperantise(not sure if thats in dictionary).
Does any of your readers have this phenomenon happen to them ,or am i basically a freak of nature,please let me know.
my armpits.After this i noticed this phenomenon occuring quite regular,i dont smell as i antipersperantise(not sure if thats in dictionary).
Does any of your readers have this phenomenon happen to them ,or am i basically a freak of nature,please let me know.
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Re: Dear Deirdre
Sweenaldo1985 Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:13 pm
I've solved this problem...i now game infront of a fan :p
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Re: Dear Deirdre
Liquid Code Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:00 pm
This is a problem for lots of gamerscore addicts, but you are lucky in that you have a partner to help you. What you need to do is to get her to fix a hosepipe to the nearest tap and use that to hose you down during Xbox loading screens, thus keeping you fresh and clean without the need to move during a gaming session.
For those without a significant other you would need to get someone to cut a hole in the ceiling above your game chair thus having regular showers when it rains (it helps if you live in Wales).
For those without a significant other you would need to get someone to cut a hole in the ceiling above your game chair thus having regular showers when it rains (it helps if you live in Wales).
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Guest Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:09 pm
Failing that go topless it will solve these so called sweaty patches 
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MysticalMarmite Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:38 pm
Well TBH the only real long term solution would be to amputate both arms thus removing any reason for underarm sweating ! 
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Liquid Code Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:46 pm
MysticalMarmite wrote:Well TBH the only real long term solution would be to amputate both arms thus removing any reason for underarm sweating !
But then how would he play the Xbox? Unless he taught himself to use the controller with his feet. But that would lead to sweaty balls instead of sweaty armpits, and thats a whole new problem.
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MysticalMarmite Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:52 pm
Liquid Code wrote:MysticalMarmite wrote:Well TBH the only real long term solution would be to amputate both arms thus removing any reason for underarm sweating !
But then how would he play the Xbox? Unless he taught himself to use the controller with his feet. But that would lead to sweaty balls instead of sweaty armpits, and thats a whole new problem.
Nose and tongue my friend ..nose and tongue... You men know nothing !
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Liquid Code Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:59 pm
MysticalMarmite wrote:Liquid Code wrote:MysticalMarmite wrote:Well TBH the only real long term solution would be to amputate both arms thus removing any reason for underarm sweating !
But then how would he play the Xbox? Unless he taught himself to use the controller with his feet. But that would lead to sweaty balls instead of sweaty armpits, and thats a whole new problem.
Nose and tongue my friend ..nose and tongue... You men know nothing !
Whats wrong with using the fingers?
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MysticalMarmite Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:09 pm
How would he use his fingers when they are on the floor attached to his arms...SHEEESSHHHH .... 
plus tongue n nose is a good combo, if you are really smart you could incorporate your ears or even ye lips... 
plus tongue n nose is a good combo, if you are really smart you could incorporate your ears or even ye lips...
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Liquid Code Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:24 pm
MysticalMarmite wrote:How would he use his fingers when they are on the floor attached to his arms...SHEEESSHHHH ....
Im going to quit while your ahead, cause ill only get myself into trouble if i continue with the sexual innuendo's.
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Re: Dear Deirdre
Cheesy Skidmark Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:09 pm
Sighhhhhh, i have taken everything on board what you have all said and amputated my arms but now i have bad athletes foot,thrush,a bloody nose and my partner has left me because my tongue is only good enough for tasting ice cream,so thanks for nothing.
Dear Deidre,
Does anyone know how to glue arms back on
Dear Deidre,
Does anyone know how to glue arms back on
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MysticalMarmite Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:12 pm
Cheesy Skidmark wrote:Sighhhhhh, i have taken everything on board what you have all said and amputated my arms but now i have bad athletes foot,thrush,a bloody nose and my partner has left me because my tongue is only good enough for tasting ice cream,so thanks for nothing.
Dear Deidre,
Does anyone know how to glue arms back on
Pritt stick..
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Re: Dear Deirdre
minkey_monkey Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:09 am
Umm... I think it's something to do with adrenaline and pressure. Only way to not have the issue is to stop letting hard parts of games get to you.
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Colne Crusader Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:34 am
minkey_monkey wrote:Umm... I think it's something to do with adrenaline and pressure. Only way to not have the issue is to stop letting hard parts of games get to you.
Bloomin' 'eck Monkey!!!! 2 in the morning!!! Do you ever stop??? Zoiks!!!!
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Stucowie Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:00 am
Colne Crusader wrote:minkey_monkey wrote:Umm... I think it's something to do with adrenaline and pressure. Only way to not have the issue is to stop letting hard parts of games get to you.
Bloomin' 'eck Monkey!!!! 2 in the morning!!! Do you ever stop??? Zoiks!!!!
Bloomin' 'eck Colne!!! 4.30 in the morning!!! Do you ever stop??? Zoiks!!!
Lol, see what I did there..? lol
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minkey_monkey Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:27 pm
Colne Crusader wrote:minkey_monkey wrote:Umm... I think it's something to do with adrenaline and pressure. Only way to not have the issue is to stop letting hard parts of games get to you.
Bloomin' 'eck Monkey!!!! 2 in the morning!!! Do you ever stop??? Zoiks!!!!
Lol I hadn't been on all night and like to check in before bed. I was trying to get a monkey finished so I could get it in the post today
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