Win a Fallout NCR T-Shirt **Winner Announced**

I have a Fallout Vegas : New California Revolution T-shirt in size (L) to give away (purely cos I'm a big chap and it doesnt fit me ) Its never been worn but does need an iron taking to it! lol

Anyway.. To be in with a chance to win this T-Shirt, Answer me this question

If you could create a new country, what would it be called, and what top 5 laws would you pass... ?

I will run this until Saturday 20th November and the winner will be decided by me.....

Get submitting people

Sadly my Large days are behind me, its all about the XL now

Good work though mate!

Kent hammer wrote:Sadly my Large days are behind me, its all about the XL now

Good work though mate!

Yea I know the feeling

Spacktobia

Five Laws

1. Howard Webb, Riley, Clattenberg and Clive Thomas would be made enemies of the state with a bounty for their capture Dead or Alive

2. All pissy3 fanbois would have their 1 inch todgers surgically removed

3. Its a Knockout with Stuart Hall to be made statutory education for all under 12s

4. Reality TV shows to be made punishable by sodomy with pineapples

5. EA forced to become a retailer of second hand games only



I would be King and as monarch be entitled to a 5% discount at Krispy Kreme

Oh mines would be called Loopyville

1) All women must be naked at all times

2) All women must be naked at all times

3) All women must cook and clean and be naked at all times

4) All women must allow their better halfs to play xbox, they must cook and clean and be naked at all times

5) Everybody must be loopy - all women must be naked at all times

Hmm wonder what card I am playing to win this one lol

we the people of Spacktobia, vote for Loopyville

I want to live in Loopyville!

I have been trying for years to convince a group of women to live with me using Loopyville's rules.
But weirdly only one at a time is ever up for it.
Whenever I try and introduce another woman the original woman seems to get upset????

I did have one villager I trained to get completely naked everytime I clicked my fingers though.
My friends called here "poor Ann" but they didnt realise she loved being told what to do.
Sadly that was 2006 and everyone I have met since then seems to have had a mind of there own.

I want to buy a place in Loopyville now........

luscious loopy wrote:Oh mines would be called Loopyville

1) All women must be naked at all times

2) All women must be naked at all times

3) All women must cook and clean and be naked at all times

4) All women must allow their better halfs to play xbox, they must cook and clean and be naked at all times

5) Everybody must be loopy - all women must be naked at all times

Hmm wonder what card I am playing to win this one lol

I like this country

I do see one downside with Loopy's idea though, what about Mo Mowlan or Jo Brand?

My own country would be a very scary place to live. I'd be a complete facist dictator and enforce my laws with bloodthirsty brutality.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Independent Republic of Kinland.

Law 1. All cars are banned and everyone must ride motorcycles. The only vehicles allowed on the road with more than 2 wheels would be buses for public transport and lorries for trasnporting goods, which would be limited to 30 miles an hour.

Law 2. A poll would be conducted every year asking people to vote for the best 22 players in the Premier League and those players would be transferred for free to Huddersfield Town. Town would also never be relegated from the league regardless of their finishing position.

Law 3. Reality TV shows would be replaced by The Chav Running Man, all chav's would be automatically volunteered to take part in the show.

Law 4. Anyone claiming unemployment benefit and fit and able to work would have to earn their money by working as roadsweepers/cleaners and any other sort of cheap labour. They don't work, they don't get any money.

Law 5. The National Anthem to be changed to Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden and to be played every single day at assembly at school.Radio 1 to be replaced by Radio Metal that only plays proper music, heavy metal!!!

I think that her sad death a few years ago would take care of the Mo Mowlam worry mate.....cough!

luscious loopy wrote:Oh mines would be called Loopyville

1) All women must be naked at all times

2) All women must be naked at all times

3) All women must cook and clean and be naked at all times

4) All women must allow their better halfs to play xbox, they must cook and clean and be naked at all times

5) Everybody must be loopy - all women must be naked at all times

Hmm wonder what card I am playing to win this one lol

Sounds like heaven

Everton wrote:I think that her sad death a few years ago would take care of the Mo Mowlam worry mate.....cough!

Did she?

Shows how much I keep on top of current events What about that old Scottish bird from X-Factor.

sadly no x factor deaths to report

mcmanus and boyle are still happily grazing in the trough of lard of life

Hmmm some interesting idea's there.. (loopy, lookint at you...) I would suggest however, that entry into loopyville require a group of guys standing at the border crossing and women can only come in if 90% of guys agree "Fit" lol.. A bit like that scene from the movie "Ali G, In da house"

that would solve some of the guys concerns

stucowie wrote:Hmmm some interesting idea's there.. (loopy, lookint at you...) I would suggest however, that entry into loopyville require a group of guys standing at the border crossing and women can only come in if 90% of guys agree "Fit" lol.. A bit like that scene from the movie "Ali G, In da house"

that would solve some of the guys concerns

I Agree to this - I must also insist that Cheryl Cole and myself be given some alone time with a video camera

luscious loopy wrote:
I Agree to this - I must also insist that Cheryl Cole and myself be given some alone time with a video camera

loops your deffo go all out in this comp i think having that child made your hormones goes crazy but i shall vote for loopsville if i can be the cameraman

And toe knee your gonna need an assistant, so i'll help...

ricklilley wrote:And toe knee your gonna need an assistant, so i'll help...

To hold the boom mic right rick let's just clear that up right now shall we

only toe knee wrote:

ricklilley wrote:And toe knee your gonna need an assistant, so i'll help...

To hold the boom mic right rick let's just clear that up right now shall we

Obviously mate, i'm not holding anything else for you!

I'll do the lighting.....

mmmmmmmmmm, nice beaver..............

reminds me of my days on the tennis tour, now I just have the mini vhs tapes as memories

town Wuzazah



1. everyone must be happy at all times if not, then theyhave a 5 way with 4 people of their choosing

2. NO CRIME, anybody caught doing any crime petty or non petty will be punishable by death in tempt of keepng people happy

3. no age consent for ANYTHING since no one gives a crap anyway lol

4. no reality shows at all and all celebritys will be for actually doing something good

5. there will be a sporting event, concert, comedy show, stage show or any type of show on everday except xmas day and boxing day those are 2 days off for everyone


well thats the 5 LAWS of wuzazah

MY towns top 5 rules would be...

1) A colouseum would be built to hold gladiator type fights to the death for prisoners sentenced to life or death penalty.

2) Everything is free to people from yorkshire.

3) Everything costs double for people from liverpool.

4) All pornographic material produced must include megan fox

5) Cannabis can be prescribed from the doctors for cases of itchy scrote, feeling a bit rough, and hangovers.

luscious loopy wrote:

I Agree to this - I must also insist that Cheryl Cole and myself be given some alone time with a video camera

That's not playing fair.. how in a competition are we suppose to trump the 'lesbian porn' card?

Oh well here's hoping


Okay so I'd call my country "ZOMDONIA!!!" - and yes, it Must be spelt in capital letters at all times with the 3 question-marks.

Rule 1: Our best scientists would work around the clock to create REAL zombies. Failing that, as a back up, our not so best scientists would be working on a 'super soldier' program for the military - as we all know this eventually goes wrong and creates zombies anyhow, so worst case scenario, we just end up with a load of super soldiers to defend the country.

Rule 2: Keeping in with the science vibe, REAL Iron Man-type-suits would be constructed for every day use for everyone to use. Of course with great power comes great responsibility yadda, yadda. so you would have to pass lessons, with a final theory and practical test.

Rule 3: working our scientists to the bone, we would fine a way to make all food that is good for you, taste as good as the stuff that isn't! This would also include creating a healthier version of KFC

rule 4: every house hold would be supplied with an Xbox free of charge. Also, stricter enforcement would be brought in for people who are douches in on-line games.. this would include the option to send frequencies through the headset to melt the brains of annoying American teenagers who repeatedly swear and/or say they've owned you, your mother, and your grandmother... sexually. (you know they exist). Additionally in a bid to increase the number of female gamers on-line, they would be entitled to 25% off all Xbox related products (just get your mum to buy your games! lol) oh and finally (as a MASSIVE extension of this rule) Broadband internet access that would make Korea hang its metaphorical head in shame would be brought to ZOMDONIA!!!
[edit]: the brain melting option would only be accessible by moderators.. it would be a little unfair to be able to win repeatedly just by melting the brains of everyone else in the game..

Rule 5: Everyone would only work 4 days a week, and Sunday would be officially renamed "Funday" where all attractions, theatres, cinemas, theme-parks, and other places of interest would be free entry :-)