Madagascars Dr Areshole returns

Madagascar summat summat summat

Another Kinect barrel of rat spunk


Take a witty animated movie like Madacasgar

Look at the funny penguin characters

Think to yourself if only I could find some way of marry those babies up with a computer game and fuckwit controls

Decide you like being anal probed by marrow stylee veg.

Congratulations you are thinking the THQ way

Seriously this is utter utter garbage.

Its a game where you waddle down paths tilting one way or another to steer into ice cream cones. Thats it. 12 levels of it. Nothing more to see.
Of course they throw in the fact that at certain points on your cone collecting way, you have to perform the standard Kinect actions such as jump or duck. Oh yeah, you also have to run over 3 collectibles on each level.

If it was that good then I guess the easy early ach and the bright and cheesy graphics would numb the pain of the 10 quid I spent on it. But sadly as with all Kinect titles (or cocksmokers as I will now be calling them), the camera never picks up what you are doing well enough to make it anything other than a completely unpleasant experience.

At least at the end of each level you can look at a picture of your sad self in some cuntard pose wasting your life away. Thanks THQ.

Its probably an easy 1000, but again when the final ach pops, the only thing you will feel is relief.

3/10

Awesome!

You are the Frankie Boyle of games reviewers!

lol, I don't know how you manage to put yourself through all these awful games mate

i dont know why you punish yourself with the dross that you play.

You must have the patience of a saint..................oh hang on i remember playing grid with you now

Pity you can't upload the snaps or we could all see the fun filled expression of joy on your face as you played it.

it would look like this but less handsome

I thought at least the controls were spot on for the most parts. The game wasn't all that interesting but better than somje of the vcrap i've played on kinect - i'm thinking Victorious and Cabela's Adventure Camp.