The Golden Comparse

A Sega blotting its copybook release

Its a film tie in

The film was shit
The game makes the film look like an Oscar winner

I am not getting much 360 time currently cos of workload, so I decided to try and work through the backlog of titles sitting on my shelves, when I get spare game hours

If I had known what this was like I would have chucked it straight in the bin as I have wasted every minute this bag of merkin lice has been in the drive

You play some child with some rat on her shoulder
You interact in a totally non user friendly way with your enviroment
You generate questions in a book by performing certain actions and answers by collecting others
You fight things now and then
You fall off nearly everything as the physics are cock
You have trouble seeing most things because the camera angles are cock
You have to deceive people in conversations by playing the shittiest set of mini games known to mankind
The save points are so far apart that you end up restarting the level whenever you miss something
The graphics are cock
The soundbytes are trite
And as mentioned the gameplay is fucked

There are only 16 ach and 15 of these are a long way into the game


I have played some utter toss in my time, but this is the smelly floater in a sea of turds

0/10 and I promise you I am being generous

Wow, sounds like when a shit took a shit!

You'd think you'd learn the lesson about movie tie-ins by now E!! But you are providing a great public service, playing the dross of gaming so we don't have to. You should get an OBE!!

Totally agree it was shit, and I didnt get completion for some reason even though i'd done everything, which makes it even more shit!!

Smells of shit in here, I'm going.

I had the misfortune of playing this one, but I didn't manage to get as far as the first achievement, so I deleted it off my gamercard. It is indeed a pile of shit.

So one to avoid then Everton??

Yet an other sterling review mate, best laugh i've had all day!

Well I finished this steaming pile of rat sputum

It is the worst game ever released for any platform ever and that includes shite I used to program for the CBM Pet in the 70s

Its a glitchy collection of half arsed ideas squeezed together with the boiled down juice of a teenagers wank sock, which has then had any user friendliness beaten out of it with a scabby cock.

My choices now are to get the box and disc and lay a huge cable on them and post the lot to the developer, or shred the disc in my work masher or send it to anyone who wants it here.

So if you fancy playing something that will remove the last ounce of your will to live and want me to post this to you (stool free) then let me know

If not then I am going to take a hammer to the fucker

I picked this up dead cheap from some game store, but then having read the achievement guide I decided against playing it and traded it in....Or did I lend it to my brother? Your review has put any thoughts of ever playing this out and i would like to see a video/pictures of the remnants of said hammer to disc and box. Do that and i'll do it to Rogue Warrior once i get the 50 games played online cheevo.

I used to have this game. But after witnessing my room-mate Choskie playing through it and listening to all of her complaints I ended up trading it in without even starting it!

This post with all of its responses is more confirmation that it was a decision well made

How COULD you give this a 0?? Omfg, it'd be a -10/10 for me.

I wanted to snap this game so hard. That annoying little bitch couldn't stand on anything for her life. Those camera angles made me want to scratch my face off.

This game is EXACTLY what I'd use to exact revenege on my worst enemy if I ever decided to kidnap them. Their punishment would be to 1000g this game. Don't mess with me, I'm being SERIOUS.

I have to agree

It wasn't all bad though....some of it was fucking appalling too.

Having to open the Journal 48 times and flick to the right section and then go through all the 20 pages each time to answer all the questions was possibly the most pointless hour of my life.

If no one takes up my offer to have this posted to them by the wankend, then I will take out Gentle Ben, my sledgehammer and pulp the twat

Surely it's not worse than Beowulf or Jumper?? I'm semi intrigued!!

if you want it mate its yours


Jumper is a AAA title compared to this and it is one of the very few games that can make Bollockswolf look good

be warned

Choskie wrote:
This game is EXACTLY what I'd use to exact revenege on my worst enemy if I ever decided to kidnap them. Their punishment would be to 1000g this game. Don't mess with me, I'm being SERIOUS.

Note to self, don't get on the wrong side of Choskie!

I hope they update this for the xbone lol

Everton wrote:I hope they update this for the xbone lol

Hopefully requires Kinect!

lmfao