Midlife's Caption Competition - WINNER ANNOUNCED

Ok, to celebrate my first birthday as posted here im running a caption competition. The prize is 2100 Microsoft Points. The funniest caption by Midday Saturday wins.

The pic is a booth babe from the recent E3 event.

Your kidding me! Not only do I have to play Kinect Star Wars but your making me do it with a pink lightsaber!!

If you think my tricks with this lightsaber are good, then wait until you see what I can do with ping pong balls!!!

"Thats too big for my bedside drawer!"

no matter how hard she tried, the bird on the make up counter could not find a lipstick big enough for Jabba's fat lips

or

yes, it is a nice sword Luke, but sucky fucky is still 5 dorra

or

Fish n Chips to go please love, plenty of salt but hold the lightsaber

"These are not the informations you seek.." ~*hand doing the Jedi mind trick

"Bend over boys "

i've actually taken my captions from star wars films

"Put that thing away before
you get us all killed."

"You've got something
jammed in here real good."

"Sorry about the mess..."

"Look at the size of that
thing!"

"She may not look like
much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"There's an awful lot of
moisture in here."

"Hey, point that thing
someplace else."

"I never knew I had it in me."

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"She's gonna blow!"

"I think you'll fit in nicely."

the force really is better than your hands......

"Introducing the latest addition to wii fit, the wii probe. Stick it up your arse and we can tell exactly how far you can jump"

ill just go for an easy one, "need a light?"

I opened my bedside drawer and tad a

My caption is:

OK, stop right there. The next person to make a joke about ping pong balls or five dorra is gonna lose a hand - Skywalker style!

"if you are bored with the current console controllers, now you can experience 'Star Wars' in even more detail whilst jumping around your room just wearing your pants!

"Now then lads, next time you're in Thailand try our new 'is she real or not' indicator glostick."
If it turns pink you're alright, no surprise meat and two vege waiting for you"
"If it turns blue she can pee standing up"

Look at TV screen in Background as its based on my caption

"New for the Wii, its Star Wars Styling where the aim of the game is to see who can chop the afro off the quickest...."

I bent my wookie.

So many funny captions here, but there can only be one winner. And the winner is...

MysticalMarmite

(ill pm you the code for the 2100 ms points)

Woot thank you lol. My sick sense of humour is appreciated somewhere at last ! I feel at home

i shall spend them wisely, hmmmmm

Fab comp mate and well done marmite

Well done Marmite reppage for the comp given too

Rep given, Well done Marmite