Forza Horizon - Top Gear car Pack DLC comp

I've got two codes for Forza Horizon Top Gear Car Pack DLC to give away to anyone who has Forza Horizon, obviously. All you need to do is tell us a Top Gear related story or a funny tale involving a car or other vehicle and the two funniest ones that myself and Kent agree on will get a code simple as. Even if you don't have a story keep an eye on the thread as knowing you guys there will be some right crackers.

I miss shagging birds in my car.

When I was 18 that was all I ever did!

The only problem was that my black astra had beige seats and it really showed the snail trails.............

The days before living on your own, you would spend every night and weekend living in your car.

We often used to sleep in our cars too.

At the weekend we would just drive off in random directions and all follow each other in convoy often ending up 200 miles from home at 3am etc.
Weird we never lost anyone as this was 1988 and nobody had a mobile phone

We were dickheads really, smoking weed and driving all the time, Happy days!

I used to race cars when I was younger


Gave up when I realised the cars always won


Send me code now please

kthxbye

Even though I know Kent has this, I knew he couldn't resist some sort of sex story, in fact I wonder sometimes if Kent has any stories which don't involve sex somewhere along the line!

Tenlo wrote:Even though I know Kent has this, I knew he couldn't resist some sort of sex story, in fact I wonder sometimes if Kent has any stories which don't involve sex somewhere along the line!

Probably not

KENT HAMMER wrote:I miss shagging birds in my car.

Come on people two entries and that's it!! And one of them doesn't count as Kent's already got the DLC!!

Lets just donate them to charity instead, this lot are way too lazy.

If this was for M$ they would be falling over themselves

KENT HAMMER wrote:Lets just donate them to charity instead, this lot are way too lazy.

If this was for M$ they would be falling over themselves

yep

Went out to mates party and got extremely drunk. Wife picked me up and I tried to puke up out of window but managed to get it inside and outside at same time. Luckily for us we were scrapping car next day. Wonder what the face of scrap bloke was likevwhen he found nice puddle of sick in door

Well I'm sure I could come up with many car stories! Including ones about sex in cars and carpet cleaning vans (that was an experience not to be repeated). However I don't have the game!

Do I not win then?

I haz the game

My joke might be crap but I would like the free dlc

If you need a story then in about 3 months I will be no doubt be living in my car with they way things are going so I will be able to recant you with tales of 1 man 2 cats and his 4x4

With the release of the new free dlc this reminded me of this comp.
Did I win?

Tenlo has temporarily lost his mojo, but hopefully will return one day