The Splatters XBLA Giveaway

As a celebration of my return from my small trip away from the site I've got five codes for the XBLA title The Splatters to give away courtesy of International Digital Entertainment Agency. If you've not heard of the Splatters yet head over to here to read Stubbymite's review where he gave it a respectable 8/10!

So how do you enter the competition? Well its very simple just post below with who you think deserves a good Splattering (stop sniggering back there let's keep it clean!!!), why and how you'd catch thme. They can be someone famous, real or fictional, game related or not. The three which make me chuckle the most will win automatically and then two more will be picked up at random so even if you think you can't top someone else's entry there are still plenty of possibilities to enter. I'll decide winners in a week and half time so get those entries in.

If you don't win its worth mentioning that The Splatters is available for 800MSP as well.

Tenlo deserves a good splattering for dereliction of duties here at GSA

I would put my happy all over his face now he is back though

Does nobody ever read the description!!

Well its very simple just post below with who you think deserves a good Splattering (stop sniggering back there let's keep it clean!!!)

To be honest if anyone was going to break the rule it was going to be Kent!!

I think Noel Edmund deserves a good splattering for annoying me since the 1990s.

He was annoying on The Big Breakfast... He was annoying on that talk show... and he really irritates me on Deal or No deal. Theres something about his face... if it was covered in splatter and pie it might make him more tollerable and induce less rage from me every time I see him on TV.

minkey_monkey wrote:I think Noel Edmund deserves a good splattering for annoying me since the 1990s.

He was annoying on The Big Breakfast... He was annoying on that talk show... and he really irritates me on Deal or No deal. Theres something about his face... if it was covered in splatter and pie it might make him more tollerable and induce less rage from me every time I see him on TV.

bet you loved mr blobby on the house party pieing him every week then

This is a great and addictive game

stubbymite wrote:

minkey_monkey wrote:I think Noel Edmund deserves a good splattering for annoying me since the 1990s.

He was annoying on The Big Breakfast... He was annoying on that talk show... and he really irritates me on Deal or No deal. Theres something about his face... if it was covered in splatter and pie it might make him more tollerable and induce less rage from me every time I see him on TV.

bet you loved mr blobby on the house party pieing him every week then

This is a great and addictive game

I wanted... to kill... them BOTH!!!! lol. I HATED Mr Blobby even more. In fact I amended my previous answer to include the pair of annoying Duckwits!

Yes I did mean to put Duckwits... it's my own swear filter lol

I think Johnny Bravo deserves a good splattering, I'd lure him into my maze of mirrors with the girl from the show holding a 'hot mama's' phone number.. Once he got in he'd be admiring his golden curls when my hidden splatter guns get him. He'd run around and get lost trying to fix himself and I would set up a plethora of obstacles, vanity objects and 'hot mama's' all the while recording and enjoying watching his attempts to get clean and presentable again

Mitt Romney for even trying.....

George Lucas - Firstly for making 3 shit (IMO) prequel's to possibly the greatest films EVER made, and secondly for selling out to Disney, which means the next few films will bet total and utter dogshit!

mmmmmm this just doesn't seem right nominating George, he 'did' make my entire childhood worth living...........Na bollocks, he sold out to DISNEY!!

i think i need a splattering for not playing my xbox enough, i need to stop having a real life and get back to playing games.

I would splat my girlfriend & kids as all shes always on my case about how much time i spend on the xbox and not helping around the house!! and id spalt my kids because all they do is fight amongst themselves very annoying especially when im trying to concentrate on my gaming!!!

ricky gervais needs a good splattering for being the most unfunny 'comedian' to ever grace gods green earth, the family guy episode where he was a dolphin was the worst family guy episode ever and i hate the bertram episodes with a passion, he derserves a good splattering with a tennis racket and then a golf club for good measure and hopefully his blood gets a splattering over the walls


too much? nah fuck it he derserves worse

jade victoria needs splattering for been a sexy red head. uhhhhh!

This tool... Dont care how or when. Just as long as she isnt allowed to make "music" anymore.... For good measures your could splat her with chris moyles. Make it a double whammy

Aye i noticed Chris Moyles had released an album and I thought it was a joke but it seems hes released two now, though thank god it seems he doesn't actually sing. Don't forget anyone else there is still plenty of chances to win so you've got till Friday to put more entries in!

Who: Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

Why: Taking the horror and menace away from Vampires and werewolves.

How: I'd bash her brains in with a copy of 'Dracula' by Bram Stoker.

Rihanna

Right a little later than planned due to excessive AC3 playing and drinking too much over the weekend. But the three main winners are

Monders
Stevilinho
ShooterMcgavin

I'll be honest they all chose people that I'm not a huge fan of myself hence more of an evil chuckle produced by me!! The two random drawn winners are

Lighthouseman
Minkey Monkey

I shall PM the codes right away, congrats

thanks tenlo your the best, also kinda pleased to see someone else who hates ricky gervais i thought every fucker on the planet liked him hardly ever see anyone else say a bad word about him

grmuble grumble, even more splatter on yer face!!!

We should change Minkey's name to Lucky.

I am sure I would win more here if my gamertag was JuicyLucy

Kent I rarley win things so shush lol

Thanks Tenlo

Well done all, and great work Tenners.

I was just about to offer up Justin Bieber as a contender. I couldn't belive anyone else hadn't suggest him.

If anyone deserves to be splatted, its that little cock. (oh and the entire cast of all the Twighlight movies).

Cheers Tenners!!

Great comp!

yeha i won something. cheers tenners

I've had a quick crack on this and so far I'm enjoying it... although I did get a bit of rage on one level lol